“Look-I’m tired and this is stupid, and…I’m tired and this is stupid.”
(Source: mrsb3ckham)
(Source: mezasaurusrex)
(Source: sugarmaiden)
no idea
- Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
“Ask yourself-‘Just how stupid is that thing I’m about to say? Is it maybe stupid enough never to say it?’”
(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)
| Fall Out Boy - Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes
I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match, I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweetSo boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)
(Source: raphmike)
“I’m all outta my Bullshit Tolerance Juice, Uncle Fascist. So file those opinions under ‘shut the fuck up.’”
(Source: makeitmagnificent)
HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY, I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD. IT’S FREE TO SIGN UP AND YOU CAN SAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR OFF OUR ALREADY LOW PRICES. JUST HEAD OVER TO GUEST SERVICES AND FILL OUT OUR SIMPLE-
OR TOTALLY IGNORE ME. THAT’S COOL TOO.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY, I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD IT’S FREE TO SIGN UP AND YOU CAN SAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR OFF OUR ALREADY LOW-
OR NOT. WHATEVER. THANKS FOR SHOPPING SAFEWAY. I HAVE A MASTER’S DEGREE, YOU KNOW. FIFTY GRAND IN DEBT. WORKING AT THE SUPERMARKET. NO BIG DEAL.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY. PLEASE KILL ME I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD …
GPOY. Except cat food and neon tetras.
